Little Miss Oops

22/04/2013.Reading time 7 minutes.

I think I own the clumsiest 4 year old ever. Well not own, but you know what I mean. I gave birth to the clumsiest child ever! So far in the last week alone she has: Fell over twice within as many minutes in the garden, by going down the slide sat on a plastic […]

Warning, may be a little ranty!

11/04/2013.Reading time 5 minutes.

‘Do you have the time, to listen to me whine. About nothing and everything all at once?’ Ok so I’m not a melodramatic fool or neurotic to the bone. Well not most of the time any way. By god I have been in a proper ranting mood this week, and it’s not one of ‘those’ times […]

Eaters Anonymous

08/04/2013.Reading time 5 minutes.

‘Good Evening, My name is Becky and I’m an overeater’ ‘Good Evening Becky’ ‘It’s been 2 days since my last slice of cake’ *applause* Ok, so I’ve not really joined Eaters Anonymous. If it existed, and I don’t just mean a slimming club I mean a place for people like me, I would attend! They say […]

Public Display of Affection

05/04/2013.Reading time 6 minutes.

Sometimes I have murderous thoughts! They normally occur for a couple of days once a month. Make what you will of the timing, regardless, my thoughts are murderous. They are usually directed at a certain Mr C. Everything he does gets on my nerves. Everything. For these few days I wonder what the hell I […]

Thinking hurts my brain!

14/02/2013.Reading time 6 minutes.

I think I feel too much. I know I sound really knobby saying that but I really do. Not all the time. Most of the time I feel as much as what I imagine everybody else feels. Every so often I think I feel too much, the feeling turns to worry and then I just […]