Warning, may be a little ranty!

‘Do you have the time, to listen to me whine. About nothing and everything all at once?’

Ok so I’m not  a melodramatic fool or neurotic to the bone. Well not most of the time any way. By god I have been in a proper ranting mood this week, and it’s not one of ‘those’ times either. Put it this way, this post could make complete sense or go off on an incomprehensible tangent somewhere along the way, that’s how most of my conversations have happened this week!

It’s only been 2 days but I think it’s the lack of chocolate!

The eating better is going quite well. I’m refusing to say diet, it just sounds too restrictive, setting  me up to fail before I’ve even started! I won’t lie I have eaten 2 Jaffa cakes, I’m not counting those they’re virtually orange flavoured air.

My problem is definitely worse than originally thought! In 2 days I have done nothing but think about food! What is wrong with me!

It’s worse when I’m at work. What is that all about? It doesn’t help that most of the time the office is full of feeders, bringing in their tasty tempting treats! It’s not happened so far but I will need extreme will power when it does! Just the thought of it makes me think biscuit!

I’m drinking green tea like it’s some magical appetite oppressing weight loss drink! It’s not, I know that, you know that, we all bloody know that! It only may help fight the free radicals (sounds like a rock band) it most certainly does not stop me craving cake!

I’m sure that’s it, I’ve gone cold turkey with sweet treats and it’s turned me into a ranting, moany cow!

I’ve said Urgh! and Good Grief more than I care to mention!

It doesn’t help that I think the world at large has gone completely bloody bonkers! What happened to being nice to each other and respecting each others views! Not sure when it became socially acceptable to be a complete arse to anyone who didn’t share the same views as you.

Just because they don’t agree doesn’t make you better  or cleverer than them you tit!


Also getting pretty peeved with random sweeping statements about current affairs, that clearly aren’t back up by fact and are media driven propaganda drivel!

Do a bit of research, have a bit of compassion, stop listening to what you are told and/or reading, be a bit more understanding and see the bigger picture.

I told you I was ranty!

My parents seem to have done a pretty good job and have snuck a bit of bloody empathy into my upbringing. I have the ability to see other points of view and take them on board, I’m not completely blinkered and I can agree to disagree. I may not agree with you, I wouldn’t hold your views against you!

What has happened to the world? When did everyone get some self involved? (she says writing a blog about herself and expecting you to read it!) When did everyone start hating everyone else? When?

I don’t often talk about my opinion on most issues in real life, I don’t need to, to be honest. Doesn’t mean I don’t have any. Doesn’t mean they’re not informed and researched to help me form and intelligent opinion. Doesn’t make them any less important ’cause I don’t force them on you!

 Good Grief!!

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all just get along? Wouldn’t it be good, if for a change ,we didn’t say anything unless it was something nice!

Silence after all is better than Bullshit! (I saw this on a quote I saw on twitter)

Hopefully when my body detoxes from the sugar I might be in a calmer less ranty mood! Although ranty I’m still pretty happy at the mo’!

I’m off to suck on a celery stick!

Apparently eating a celery stick takes more calories than the calories in a celery stick!

I have been reduced to talking about celery!

Hide the chocolate quick!






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30 something, married, mummy of one. Getting by on chocolate and laughter.

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