Them Humps!

31/10/2012.Reading time 9 minutes.

I need to move. Seriously. I need to move. I had not realised how god damn hilly it is around here. Why have I never noticed this before! I’ve lived here for the past 7 years, I’ve walked around this area before, I’ve driven round a lot. I knew it was hilly, we’re virtually in […]

Jog On!

26/10/2012.Reading time 8 minutes.

So I’ve recovered. Just. After much grunting and moaning every time I moved over the last couple of days, about how sore my ‘Gluteus Medius’ has been. (wiki my saviour, I was getting fed up of telling everyone how much my bum was hurting) I decided that momentum was the key to success. Or in my case, the […]

Fat Bottomed Girls

24/10/2012.Reading time 8 minutes.

It’s a Queen classic and my theme tune! I’m overweight. This isn’t me looking for sympathy, it’s a fact. I’m short too so on one of those fat chart thingys I’m easily classed as obese. I carry the weight on my tummy which is a pain, I look pregnant when I’m not – can be kind of embarrassing. […]

To Malc

16/10/2012.Reading time 1 minute.

Malc, I’m not actually sure where I should start. I’ll start by telling you how much we miss you. I don’t think there’s a minute of a single day that you’re not in our thoughts. You left such a huge hole in our lives when we lost you. We just weren’t prepared, not ready for you […]

Daydream Believer

13/10/2012.Reading time 7 minutes.

Do you Dream in pictures? A good few years ago my life was a lot more complicated than the simple existence I live now! I really struggled to sleep, there was always far too much going on in my brain for me to be able to switch off. I would lie in my bed for […]