I’ve fell off the wagon in a massive way.
If I’m completely honest I never really got on the bloody thing.
Every Monday for a lot of weeks I have really good intentions, I think this’ll be the week that kick starts the ‘diet’ and then by Tuesday I have stuffed my face with a packet full of choccy digestives and more than likely cake. Then I think I’ll start again on Monday. So eat all sorts of yummy badness to my heart’s content!
A friend of mine tweeted she’d been on a diet since November and hadn’t lost any weight! I know how she feels but I’ve been on a diet since November and gained weight!
It’s a never-ending cycle!
Where on earth has my willpower gone?
Something has to change!
Everything is getting very tight, I don’t have the money and nor do I want to go out and buy new clothes in a size bigger, I have a wardrobe full of perfectly nice clothes I just can’t squeeze myself into them.
I have sausage fingers that have increased in size, I’ve not been able to wear my wedding rings for too many months (possibly years if I’m honest) my double chin is doubling and yesterday I wore a summer dress and I could have easily passed for 8 months pregnant! It’s not a good look!
Plus Mr C is looking good, and I’m just his chubby wife! Fat not Phat!!
This time things are going to be different.
It has to be ’cause seriously if I don’t do something pretty soon they’ll have to crane me out so I can do an asda shop!
I’ve stolen an idea from the girl I work with, I’ve enlisted the help of my friend. We’re going to text each other our weights every Monday.
Basically shaming myself into doing something, but if this is what I need to do, this is what I’m going to have to do!
Kind of like an embarrassment diet!
Half the time I don’t even want to bloody eat but I seem to have no control over my hand to mouth, chew and swallow motion!!
So here we go again! Lets see how I get on this time!
Wish me luck! I’m going to bloody need it!