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Leaky Baby

Oh what’s that you smell? That would be my new mummy fragrance, Eau de baby Sick by Leaky Baby.

An aroma for you and your home.

How do you get to smell as, mmmm, fresh as me I hear you ask?

That’s easy.

Just pick up my baby.

Nooo, you don’t need to schedule in a visit around when he’s being fed, although for optimum strength of smell that would be ideal!

You can pick him up anytime of day or night and you will be covered with warm sicky milk.

He’s good like that.

You don’t need to worry about it running out either, it won’t!

He’s the baby that keeps on giving. Just when you think it’s safe, he can’t possibly bring up any more milk, he does.

Don’t worry though, no babies are harmed in the making of Eau de Baby Sick, it doesn’t bother him, he’s not in pain, he manages to sleep and gets wind up well, he will deliver the scented liquid with a smile.

 

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21 thoughts on “Leaky Baby

  1. Ha ha – what a cutie. Ours are 3 (today!) and 1 so we have sick/poo/pee issues all the time. I think we just laugh it off now because babies are brilliant and make your day brighter – despite the ‘leaky’ elements! x πŸ™‚

    1. I have given up trying to conceal the ‘aroma’ My little girl is 6 and she wasn’t sicky at all! Oh well, he gives me a smile and I forgive him πŸ™‚

    1. This happened to me at a family BBQ a few weeks back! I picked him up and he projectile vomited down my top!! I was actually glad it had pooled in my bra, at least it didn’t end up everywhere πŸ™‚

  2. Ah he’s very cute through, you can forgive them a bit of sick can’t you, I realised at work today I had food on my sleeve courtesy of my baby! X

    1. I can forgive him, it’s a good job he’s cute πŸ™‚ I am constantly walking round with sick patches on my shoulders, if I got changed every time he was sick on me I’d get to the end of the day and my wardrobe would be empty! πŸ™‚ x

  3. Ah the joys of sicky baby. Our first was never sick – well very, very rarely, although when she was it was quite epic! But number two was definitely a leaky baby. All the time…xx#PoCoLo

  4. We are having the same problem at the moment, Jake was fine until a few weeks ago, I’ve had the washer on everyday just for bibs alone, hope it improves for you soon πŸ™‚

  5. Ha ha I had one like that! We used to go through three outfits each, a day! I got wise with later children and just didn’t bother getting dressed at all!! πŸ™‚

    1. I’m the same, he spends so much time in baby grows and vests! I just think whats the point in getting him dressed! Yesterday I walked round most of the day with a crusty sick patch on my shoulder, I’ve just given up wearing black! πŸ™‚

  6. But he is so gorgeous! At least you get to change his outfit lots and i’m sure it will get better! #pocolo

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