Oh what’s that you smell? That would be my new mummy fragrance, Eau de baby Sick by Leaky Baby.
An aroma for you and your home.
How do you get to smell as, mmmm, fresh as me I hear you ask?
Just pick up my baby.
Nooo, you don’t need to schedule in a visit around when he’s being fed, although for optimum strength of smell that would be ideal!
You can pick him up anytime of day or night and you will be covered with warm sicky milk.
He’s good like that.
You don’t need to worry about it running out either, it won’t!
He’s the baby that keeps on giving. Just when you think it’s safe, he can’t possibly bring up any more milk, he does.
Don’t worry though, no babies are harmed in the making of Eau de Baby Sick, it doesn’t bother him, he’s not in pain, he manages to sleep and gets wind up well, he will deliver the scented liquid with a smile.